It will make probably 200 of these type things I have shown them and yet they will all pull me aside at family functions to tell me how worried they are about my 2 1/2 year-old daughter's future. Mind you, if there was ONE story on TV about, say, a bad taco at taco bell, they'd all swear off taco bell forever. But kids being oppressed is just more reason to follow whatever rules are laid before us.
Maybe, I'll just tell them that my daughter refused to put her socks on so I had her arrested and tazed, just so she can become a better citizen.
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