Let me guess, the parties choose their candidates in a closed-door session and the TV divvies up support evenly leading to a roughly 50/50 split nationally. That way we can throw the rascals out without any change to policy. Wait, that's how it already is. All they need to do is get rid of those pesky nominating conventions and make them the coronations the corporations want.
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