Comment: That was great. Too bad it was so short

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That was great. Too bad it was so short

Submitted by Michael Nystrom on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 12:24. Permalink

Carnival had issued an apology to all passengers affected by the accident and offered them 100 Loyalty Club points redeemable on any future cruise.

I've actually been on a Carnival cruse before, and it wasn't bad. The worst part about it was that I thought we were going to the Caribbean (St. John), and found out at the checkin counter that we were actually going up to Canada (St. John). I had to reorient my whole worldview in a matter of about 30 seconds.

There was no way to reorient the wardrobe I had packed, however.

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