Comment: Manhattan Dumpster Driver Confirms Reports of Gold Demise...

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Manhattan Dumpster Driver Confirms Reports of Gold Demise...

... is an exaggeration.

Dumpster Diver Grabs No Gold Dumped by Soros Nor Paulson.
Submitted by Mark Twain on Sat, 02/16/2013

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