Dumpster Diver Grabs No Gold Dumped by Soros Nor Paulson.
Submitted by Mark Twain on Sat, 02/16/2013
Dumpster-Divers offers you free pickup. Our drivers do the heavy lifting for you. They are prompt, courteous & friendly. Our promise is to keep your rubbish area completely clean of unwanted gold or silver. Operators are standing by.
Manhattan Bankers offer free checking. They too are also prompt, courteous & seemingly friendly; however, they are "practiced in the art of deception" as well. They tend to exaggerate their reports of gold dumping. Similarly, their transparency tales of elastic currency are also a bit of a stretch. Further & further, "As Time Goes By."
Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul ☑