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Fingerprints on the passports from the police evidence locker?

Two passports popped out of burning tower inferno. Those passports reportedly drifted down from hundreds of feet above. Those two passports were picked up from adjacent NY City streets as chaos ensued that fateful morning. Only our free press could capture the moment, with such a steady writer's hand.

Might fingerprints be investigated? Nah! Might "jeopardize national security."

The eagle's talons, perhaps? Would surely "jeopardize... [Telegraph line drop. No signal. Searching...]

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