I used to get caught up with weed and other crap all the time when I was a teen. I would always try to talk my way out of a bad situation by trying to be extra polite..that's the type of ass kissing I'm talking about. Anyway, it never works and if it does it's still not worth it I now realize.
"you're a funny dude, but who gives a fuck about that? I don't care about someone's wit, I care about the courage of their heart and the honesty of their mind."