You're walking through the woods in the evening, and you're packing a .357. Suddenly, a hulking primate walks out of a patch of dense foliage. What do you do?
A) SHOOT IT. Then shoot it again. Sell it to scientist. PROFIT.
B) Offer it some pot.
C) Inform it that its mother was a hamster and its father smelled of elderberries.
All of the available responses are based entirely on what I believe a DP member would likely do.
I find us hilarious.