"I want compulsory voting because all of the people not voting will vote like me if we force them to vote snarf snarf herp de derp snarf."
A few months ago I had progressive yahoo take a pause from sniffing his flatus flagon to "educate" me on the necessity of compulsory voting, but he was comically oblivious to that fact that he is in the minority with his radical progressive elitism. Finally I got him to admit that a forced majority would probably vote against him, but he didn't care because he thought that would still be best for society if everyone was forced to participate. Like a typical modern progressive, he advocated authoritarianism just for the sake of conformity.
I was agitated just reflecting on this stupid conversation.