The creditors are coming! The creditors are coming!
[Rise slowly out of bed. Make coffee. Sit at writer desk. Roll new into typewriter spool. Roll paper into typewriter carriage.] Plenty of coffee & beefsteak. I can see 'em coming. Perfect view from by window.
Thank you for the warning. The burglars living in my attic have my alarm set for our protection.
Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul ☑