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Home Land Insecurity for Dummies.

Candidate for "Ripley's Believe it of Not."

No matter. As the Constitution ban extends 100 miles inland, Washington DC is outlawed now. It is ceremonial. "Legal fiction."

How far is it from the coast to Washington DC? About 25-30 miles as the crow flies. Only slightly longer by boat or horse. Lot of mud flats. Suggest you travel by boat.

Guess they will be auctioning off the US property there. I got my eye on the Jefferson Memorial. I'll add a dock & invite riverboat buddies for port of call.

Don't know why they did not put in a dock down there on the water front. Could have saved the Congressman & their palaces. Too late not. Soon, it will be mine.


Just noticed the DC advertisement. 15% Off All Orders - Ends Soon. Guess they have advance orders.

Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul