Comment: As a German-American I am exonerated.

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As a German-American I am exonerated.

As a Prussian-American I am abrogated.

As a Polish-American I am decaffeinated.

And as a Cudnoski-American I am too-rarely mated.

Don't feed the pandas. Ever.