Comment: I see it as

verbose gibberish that became the hallmark of DP regulars.

The woman's story is a lame stereotype to incite emotions. Such a woman, if she exists today, is a masocist. 1) First you do not ask a drunken man in the evening (if you know your husband) "where have you been?" You should ask him instead - "what food do you want to eat?" The lady should've given a long thought why her husband prefered spending evenings elsewhere. Calling police is always an option. 2) The fact that husband drinks never envoked a thought in this dumb lady - "may be I am the problem that contributed to my husband's dissatisfaction in life?"