Comment: Here we are at Comex Downs, for the Paper-Pony Races.

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Here we are at Comex Downs, for the Paper-Pony Races.

[Horse track announcer reads gate line up over public address system.]

It is a full metal slate this morning. At the gate:

  1. Lane. Gold ridden by Hong Kong Hang Hai
  2. Lane. Silver ridden by JP
  3. Lane. Platinum ridden by [not submitted]
  4. Lane. Palladium ridden by [not submitted]
  5. Lane. Rhodium ridden by [not submitted]
  6. Lane. ...

The're off! .... Oh dear... Once again, they all fall down.

Must be something in the feed. [Muttering]

Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul