[Horse track announcer reads gate line up over public address system.]
It is a full metal slate this morning. At the gate:
The're off! .... Oh dear... Once again, they all fall down.
Must be something in the feed. [Muttering]
Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul ☑
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