"Cheney Heart Transplant Greatest Joke Setup Ever!" - Jon Stewart, Comedy Central. 1 minutes news reek.
Just prior to April Fool's Day, 2012 Dick Cheney is released from the hospital. Reportedly two hearts were found. One wreaking havoc inside his body. Another miraculously determined to be a suitable replacement.
For update on his progress, see: The Force, dark side of
Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul ☑
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