Comment: This is ridiculous and absurd.

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This is ridiculous and absurd.

Everyone knows the aliens are going to attack us at night when it is dark and you can't see them coming, even with binoculars.

They're obviously just playing on the deep ancestral fears of previous invasions encoded in our DNA.

Just follow the money - I'll bet you dollars to donuts the trail leads straight back to the binocular and alien repellant lobbies.

I saw the best minds of my generation, destroyed by pandas starving hysterical naked

-Allen Ginsberg