[OnStar ® Automated Operator activated.]
You are reported on my screen as stranded. Seems your car is disabled. Do you wish for me to send emergency medical help? ... No?
Would you like me to send emergency road-side assistance? ... No?
Did you unintentionally or out of boredom, push the OnStar Blue Button ®? Yes? ... I see.
You need assistance escaping boredom? ... Yes? OK. Please exit your hotel room.
Thank you for contacting OnStar. Good night.
Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul ☑
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