You can't have a green tongue in this country! You need to have a red tongue. If you have a green tongue, you need to step out of the car.
Where do you think you are - America?
/ end sarc.
To be mean is never excusable, but there is some merit in knowing that one is; the most irreparable of vices is to do evil out of stupidity. - C.B.
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