Attention all government persons benefiting from fleecing the American people. Government revenues are under direct assault. I hereby declare a state of national emergency exists and declare war on the right not to be taxed without consent.
Friends, I do not need to remind you our very existence as human energy sucking vampiric parasites is at stake. If we lose this war we will have no choice but to get real jobs and actually do something productive. Worse, we will be forced to perform work which helps our fellow man.
I urge everyone to immediate action.
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