Comment: Respond with this:

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Respond with this:

Hello neighbor,

It has come to my attention that you have a tendency to write letters using the horrid font known as Comic Sans. Though it is your right to express yourself using any font you choose, I do not appreciate the fact that I live in a neighborhood with someone dim enough to think Comic Sans is an appropriate font to use in a letter which is intended to be taken seriously.

I'm asking you to please stop using Comic Sans for the sake of everyone who you happen to bombard with your ridiculous written requests. Speaking of which, I am opting to decline your request, and I will continue owning all the guns and gun-related stickers I damn well please. Good day.

P.S. Don't send me awful letters written in Comic Sans, and I won't send you things you don't wish to read (not that ever did). Deal?

Thank you,

Your Neighbor