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Bravo ! "Though it is your

Bravo !

"Though it is your right to express yourself using any font you choose, I do not appreciate the fact that I live in a neighborhood with someone dim enough to think Comic Sans is an appropriate font to use in a letter which is intended to be taken seriously."

Absolutely brilliant - this part in particular highlights the absurdity of the original request and would be a fantastic, intelligent and (almost) polite reply.