Comment: Humorous of course...

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Humorous of course...

but obviously not the kind of letter you would send to a neighbor if you are trying to educate. Defense with sarcasm always tends to leave a bad taste in an opponent's mouth.

I don't think making the neighbor look foolish is going to do anything to make peace with him/her.