Comment: Dairy Queen announces they've sold 1000 so far

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Dairy Queen announces they've sold 1000 so far

...After 8 hours of filibustering by firebrand Senator Rand Paul, Dairy Queen announced that they had sold over 1000 Filibuster Parfait value meals.

A new sandwich is now in the works to honor the Senator for his contribution to Dairy Queen's profits, tentatively called the 'Rand Paulbuster'...

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