Comment: I want to order an 'Easy

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I want to order an 'Easy

I want to order an 'Easy Button' from Staples online and send it to the Whitehouse with a note 'For all your hard work in answering a simple yes/no question, Go ahead.. you've earned it'. But i'm afraid the device, having a solid base and a large red button, would be misconstrued and I would be declared an imminent threat. My cats don't deserve the collateral damage brought forth by a missile strike.