the Department of Defense will be changing the name of it's controversial Unmanned Aerial Surveillance and Assault Vehicle from Drone to Scone, and is expected to invest more than a billion dollars improving public perception and understanding of the new Scone Pogrom. "The first thing we need is a slogan", remarked Illinois Senator Rich "Dick" Durbin.
WhiteHouse.gov.con.dum has already begun a contest to pick the new slogan, the winning entry will be decided by popular vote and then discarded. Early entries include; "Pastries don't kill people, men in bunkers eating donuts kill people", "Is that a knish in your pocket or are you planning to launch a hellfire missile" and my personal favorite "Oooh, You look tasty".
πολλα γαρ πταιομεν απαντες ει τις εν λογω ου πταιει ουτος τελειος ανηρ δυνατος χαλιναγωγησαι και ολον το σωμα
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