Comment: Every day, the news looks more like "The Onion"

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Every day, the news looks more like "The Onion"

and "The Onion" looks more like the news. Really? A STAR? I could be represented by a STAR!!! And not the fat Judd, the hot one. Maybe if I vote like her I will look like her? Maybe if she is my representative I can be famous too!
Guess I need to move to Kentucky, all I get to vote for is NWO goons, I want to vote for a STAR!

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