Comment: Desk staplers can be unfolded to a 90 degree angle, producing

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Desk staplers can be unfolded to a 90 degree angle, producing

an item with dimensions very similar to that of a handgun. With one half chrome plated and suggesting a barrel, and the other half made of acrylic suggesting a pistol stock - they resemble a firearm a lot more than a chewed toaster pastry does.

I would think that the next thing we will have is mandatory expulsion from school and long prison sentences (maybe even a gallows in the school yard) would be appropriate for anyone hyperexpenting a stapler and holding it, even momentarily, with the chromed base pointing in the direction of anyone or anything.