Comment: Kristol makes me question my atheism

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Kristol makes me question my atheism

The other day I was in the grocery store when suddenly I shuddered with full body chills. I looked around and realized Kristol was on a nearby television with his evil grimace.

I'm a peaceful man and I think I could overcome the urge to assault him with my fists if I encountered him alone in an elevator, but I could not resist palming his liver spotted forehead and commanding that "THE DEMON DEPART FROM THIS BODY."

You know you are an evil dude when an atheist is prepared to perform an exorcism.