Comment: Roll the dice

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Roll the dice

Invest your cash in whiskey. It never goes bad and improves with age. Plus, you can drink it if all else fails.
Or ammo, if you can find any. It's doubled or tripled in price since December.
I was going to say invest it in women, but you're wife might get kinda sour unless she's the beneficiary.
If you're lucky, a casino might pay higher dividends than a CD.