The cop was thinking..."Damn, I better clobber this beach before she takes off running, I'd rather not have to chase her ass down, So, I'll just club her, I can always say I yelled for her to STOP and she refused...Yeah, that's what I'll do.
Now, I can file that report without being out of breath, and enjoy my coffee with donuts.
Hey girl, next time you decide to fight someone...Don't do it in the public eye, didn't your parents teach you to meet the scumbags on your own turf?
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