Someone actually tastes his Royal Highness's food as a guinea pig to die alongside of him as proof the food was poisoned. Does someone kneel at his feet to be used as a stepping stone when he descends from his carriage, too?
I want the job of fanning him with peacock feathers and hand-feeding him individual grapes. I wonder how much tax-payer money that offers?
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