Comment: Oh lord, the ALPHA-bet police

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Oh lord, the ALPHA-bet police

Not only am I ridiculed because I'm old as dirt and ugly as sin, now I'm being persecuted by the alphabet police, or as I call it, the VOWEL NAZIS. Its always those same people who demand PC vowel usage!!!!!!!! I am sick of it. Can't I just be me?

But, I will explain. My parents hated vowels, they were consonant statists, causing me early childhood trauma, which I've tried to work through over the years. And, I admit, sadly, I have a ways to go. Instead of criticizing constantly, can't you people be a little more understanding and try to help a brother along his troubled path. Where's the love? I'm just ready to give up!!!!