Whoever our record keeper is could you please add SPLC to the list of criminals we intend to bring justice to? I claim first dibs on slamming their prison door shut after we give them a fair trial.
I might surrender my first dibs claim for a world class beer but it would have to be a really good one. And even then I reserve the right to throw away the key. Oh how times are a changin'. Here we come, like it or not.
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