What's up with that? What's the score? What inning is it?
Which humans are the all stars and which are minor leaguers?
Can we get some kind of one-world commissioner in there to regulate things?
How about trophies? Who gets the trophies?
Oh, wait. Silly me, it's all about p-e-r-p-e-t-u-a-l warfare. No end to the season. No playoffs. Only polished skulls as trophies.