1) That you will be body-locked 'till judgement ("sleeping" in peace or restlessness for many millenia)
2) That you will be burned forever-ever in Hell for not giving Jesus his props (it would literally take 5 seconds to be "saved")
---Thanks Scriptura Sola Christians (protestants)
---Thanks Martin Luther for making this up
3) That you will be burned forever-ever in Hell, but you first get a "2nd chance" at salvation in Purgatory -- IF you bow-down to Pope, Catholic Church, Mary, and Christ (must be all of the above). If not (then) you go to hell.
4) You will go to heaven if you kill infidels -- where your reward will be 70 virgins; who are spoiling waiting for you to arrive???
Boy -- it's hard to decide which religion to chose -- well all of the "extra" crazy ones were born out of Judaism; hmmmmmm, can I handle a 2000 year body-lock restless sleep, sounds better than burning for ever WITHOUT parole (no thanks Protetants) for the slightest of offenses.
Is there another option?
Oh -- Reincarnation!!!
Buddhism is a lot easier -- you keep coming back 'till you achieve in meditation the state of bliss -- which is like hands-free masturbation (essentially); without spilling the "sacred seed", a sort of internalized hands-free masturbation (if you will).
So I sit around trying to be happy without external triggers -- thus freeing me from external trigger dependent joy AND suffering.
If I fail -- worse thing is I come back again? If I was a "good person" on top of meditating real hard I get to come back to a good (spiritually propelling family)?
I'll take Buddhism for the Win -- but can I be a Buddhist who never reads or believes on any scripture and still get the fruit-platter?
Just meditate and be good -- Why yes, they have the kind of "buddhism" -- one that does not require externalized worship or historical personage worship.
Be Kind and Meditate -- that's my religion. No dogma. No language. No sharing of anything other than "how-to" techniques.
*&^ Constitution --- Constitutional Rationality
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