Comment: Track Congressman spending. A small price to pay.

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Track Congressman spending. A small price to pay.

[Theater curtain opens]
Butch Cassidy: What happened to the old bank? It was beautiful.
Guard: People kept robbing it.
Butch Cassidy: Small price to pay for beauty.
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[Butch & Sundance Kid are robbing Woodcock's train for the second time]
Butch Cassidy: You can't want to get blown up again.
Woodcock: Butch, you know that if it were my money, there is nobody that I would rather have steal it than you. But, you see, I am still in the employment of E. H. Harriman of the Union Pacific Railroad!
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Butch Cassidy: [to Sundance about E. H. Harriman of the Union Pacific Railroad paying posse to track robbers] If he'd just pay me what he's spending to make me stop robbing him, I'd stop robbing him.

Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul