...of the "Bloomberg Brigade". A paramilitary outfit of mostly overweight misfits who can't shoot straight and need scary looking costumes, equipment and badges to frighten citizens into complying with the Mayor's petty little edicts.
His personal flying circus of drones will observe the farcical kabuki from overhead and provide him with hours of aerial footage he can view in his penthouse at night while pondering the feasibility of his own fleet of naval gunships with which he can "protect" New Yorkers from pirates and other terrors from the seas.
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