Did anyone hear the one about the Israeli Ambassador?
He showed up to a world leader summit meeting with his faithful servant Abdul.
Throughout the meeting the Amabassador mistreated Abdul...yelling at him to fetch him glasses of water. Abdul would run from the room and quickly return him his glasses of water.
Finally, after hours in the meeting, Abdul was slow in returning with a glass of water for the Ambassador. When Abdul did return, The Ambassador was very angry and yelled "What took you so long, you son of an ugly Camel!".
Abdul responded "A thousand apologies Master, but there were people sitting on all the wells".
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