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Comment: Honestly, it's beyond retarded.

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Honestly, it's beyond retarded.

Officials: "Oh no's! The foods a FEW DAYS past expiry dates! We're the Gubberments, we knows bests! Backs offs!"

Citizens: "We're starving, help us! Please! I voted Obama! USA! USA! USA! USA! We don't care - we need food!"

Officials: "To's the dumps you gos 'boys'."

Citizens: "Why do you hate us so?!"

Officials: "You's don't haves badges!"