I was raised by Zombie parents. I didn't like it and now I became an anti-Zombie. Since I used to be a Zombie, everything I say about Zombies is completely accurate and I have no bias against Zombies. I just hate them and wish they would go away. They make up .2% of the population, and so if I hate them then that automatically means I love 99.8% of the world's people.
Some people may think that I am stereotyping all Zombies. I am not saying that all Zombies is greedy and pure evil, but I am saying that most are, and maybe even all of them.
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