Comment: A train bilge-pumper? The USS Constitution has bilge pumps.

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A train bilge-pumper? The USS Constitution has bilge pumps.

Why is a bilge-water pump or it pumper needed on a train? There is plenty of other work to be done on our USS Constitution. Stop the train. Let him off. Put him to honest ship work. Man the oars if he has no trade. USS Constitution: The Great Chase, 1812.





Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul