Though the foolish bank was foreclosed & large storage truck for asset seizure, sheriff deputies & local television news crew. What a show! Not at April Fool to be seen (No bank employee on action newsreel; they remaiined in their den).
Central Banks run run banks. No need to for you to run to the bank. Banks make house calls. So can you. Get your foreclosure today!
Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul ☑