North Korea's Mangyongdae and Taesongsan Funfairs kicks off and their opening ceremonies take place in Pyongyang on Oct.9, 2012, according to the country's official news agency KCNA's report
"North Korea to Bomb Hawaii, Texas, Los Angeles, and Washington DC" DeejayG @ DailyPaul told us your American comrades in Hawaii, Los Angeles, Texas & Washington DC look forward to our arrival soon. Our Great Leader is booking air passage to these American cities. We packed right away as soon as we heard. We await further instructions. When the knock comes on our door, we will be ready. Thank you 1,000 times for inviting us. From North Korea, with love.
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