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Quit whining. LOL...Lighten

Quit whining. LOL...
Lighten up Francis...
Short clip;
For those too young for the movie Stripes here it is in context;

Here is some help for you remember to have some fun son!!!;

Q: What do you call a woman who is half-Mormon, half-Jewish?
A: A polygamist who dislikes sex!

Q: How many Mormon missionaries does it take to eat a possum?
A: Three. One to eat it and two to watch out for cars.

Q: What are The LDS 6 P's for perfection?

Q: Why should polygamy be legal?
A: Any guy willing to take multiple wives is punishment enough!

Q: Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Utah?
A: Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

Q: What's the difference between a Utah State coed and an elephant?
A: About 10 pounds.

Q: Why are there so many unsolved murders in Utah?
A: There are no dental records and everyone has the same DNA

Q: Why do they sell so many button-fly jeans to Mormons?
A: Because the sheep can hear the zippers a mile away.

Q: What do they call Mormons who go to University of Utah?
A: Rejects from BYU!

Q: What does a Mormon do when his team has won the BCS championship?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.

Q: What did the Mormon bride say after sex?
A: Get off me Dad, you're crushing my smokes!

“Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the government take care of him better take a closer look at the American Indian.” ― Henry Ford.