I keeping reading accounts from American Jews who try to move over there, and move back it's so bad.
Hint: 50% of the population is original from the Soviet Union, and they run it like a socialist apartheid state. In the 80s, they had hyper inflation that makes banana republics in the third world look good. And Israelis keep assassinating other Israelis who don't toe the line.
Also, without the doubt, the more primitive forms of Judaism - Kaballah, bloody penis sacrifice, etc, are from those countries.
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