Comment: Yo mama is so statist she

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Yo mama is so statist she

Yo mama is so statist she made you register your toy guns.

Yo mama is so statist she made you fill out a form before teaching you to read and write

Yo mama is so statist she reported you to the government for crying when you saw Obama.

Your mama so statist gives u a W2 for your allowance.

Your mama is so statist she tips at the DMV.

Your mama so statist she gets ooff from TSA pat downs and wants to shake dat thang.

Your mama so statist she pats everyone down at th entrance to your house.

Your mama so statist puts on a uncle sam costume and a strap on and fscks ur dad out of half his money on april 15th.

Okay this is getting graphic