Comment: Yo mama so statist

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Yo mama so statist

Yo mama so statist she gave you a SNAP card for your 18th birthday.
Yo mama so statist she calls the EPA every time she changes your diapers.
Yo mama so statist she thinks aspartame is a vitamin.
Yo mama so statist she pasteurizes her own breast milk.
Yo mama so statist she sent you to your room forever, for no reason.
Yo mama so statist she waterboarded you just to find out if you ate her Milky Way.
Yo mama so statist she spent 5 hours walking around the grocery store looking for the goverment kool-aid.

these are fun to come up with