Comment: Yo Momma's so Statist,

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Yo Momma's so Statist,

she calls Newt Gingrich her SugaDaddy.

Yo Momma's so Statist, she believes Frothy's sweater got a certification from OSHA.

Yo Momma's so Statist, when you call shotgun, she throws you a bikelock.

Yo Momma's so Statist, when you asked about the birds & the bees, she got a PhysEd waiver from your Principal, before taking you to the BunnyRanch!

Yo Momma's so Statist, when you asked for an iPod for your 12th b'day, she printed out a copy of DMCA with Robert Wenzel's treatise on IP: "Stefawn, Stefawn, I'm gonna destroy you Stefawn!"

Yo Momma's so Statist, she thinks HuffingtonPost isn't the National Enquirer.

Yo Momma's so Statist, whenever she hears "UFOs," she thinks "ooh goodie! More FAA taxbase!"

Yo Momma's so Statist, she calls PETA to euthanize her dog.

Yo Momma's so Statist, she prints out a copy of DiFi's AWB, as she's being mugged.

Yo Momma's so Statist, when Chris Rock called Obama "OUR daddy," she ordered a paternity test, for her.

Yo Momma's so Statist, when you say "I just won the state lottery!" she says, "congrats, on your 5th welfare baby!"

Yo Momma's so Statist, she has Bill Maher on her Cougar Thursdays speed dial.

Yo Momma's so Statist, she throws her panties at Paul Krugman.

Yo Momma's so Statist, she gasms to Obama's fake unemployment figures.

Yo Momma's so Statist, when DHS knocks on the door, she asks 'how far should I spread 'em?'

Yo Momma's so Statist, TSA porn-gropes are the most action she got, since having you.

Yo Momma's so Statist, whenever she hears "semi-auto," she thinks it's a setting on her FDA-approved vibrator.

Pardon the potty-mouthed Monday lunch break!

Predictions in due Time...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGDisyWkIBM

"Let it not be said that no one cared, that no one objected once it's realized that our liberties and wealth are in jeopardy." - Dr. Ronald Ernest Paul