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Comment: Yo mama is so statist

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Yo mama is so statist

She sings you The Star Spangled Banner for a lullaby.

She makes the whole family pledge allegiance to the flag at mealtimes.

She named you after her favorite President: Woodrow.

She files a complaint against herself with the EPA every time she breaks wind.

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