Yo mama is so statist that she changed the door bell chime to play 'hail to the chief'
Yo mama is so statist that she installed an intercom in every room to announce breakfast, lunch, dinner and authorized bathroom breaks.
Yo mama is so statist that she levied 80% of your piggy bank savings before Cyprus.
Yo mama is so statist that you have to file a FOIA request to see what was redacted in the family tree.
Yo mama is so statist she has photos of every fed chairman sprinkled throughout the family album.
Yo mama is so statist that she holds up the school bus every morning just so your classmates can watch you play reveille while she hoists the flag.
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